Great, I woke up to this today. So I sharpened up my chainsaw chain. Got out the lawn cart, beater truck and enlisted the help of Mrs. Bigdawg. Now I’ve got a bunch of faggots sitting on my curb. And a redneck garden tool and glove storage
When the World Goes To The Dogs
And by faggots you mean twigs and branches????
To be a faggot, they would have to be bundled up.